10--Tech-support team is 100 percent Amish!
9--Comes complete with a Dual Hamster Processor!
8--Boasts an industry-first 30-minute warranty.
7--Drop-down menu says No Substitutions.
6--Web designer thinks DVD is a sexually transmitted disease.
5--Only notebook choice is spiral-bound.
4--“Gigabytes? We call ’em giggle bytes!”
3--Comes complete with 10 megabytes of selective memory.
2--Screen is 100 percent mesh.
1--CEO thinks Blu-Ray is your weird cousin from Kentucky.
Copyright 2010 Jim Szantor
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