Friday, February 26, 2010


. . . Signs You Bought a Cheap Computer
10--Tech-support team is 100 percent Amish!
 9--Comes complete with a Dual Hamster Processor!
 8--Boasts an industry-first 30-minute warranty.
 7--Drop-down menu says No Substitutions.
 6--Web designer thinks DVD is a sexually transmitted disease.
 5--Only notebook choice is spiral-bound.
 4--“Gigabytes? We call ’em giggle bytes!”
 3--Comes complete with 10 megabytes of selective memory.
 2--Screen is 100 percent mesh.
 1--CEO thinks Blu-Ray is your weird cousin from Kentucky.
Copyright  2010 Jim Szantor

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